RESULTS FROM PREVIOUS YEARS.
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There are four rounds in this tournament Two rounds on Royal St. George and two on Bethpage. You will be immortalized and awarded a virtual bottle of Macallan Single Malt Scotch Whiskey. The full Leaderboard is shown at the bottom of the page. The History of The MacAllan Invitational
(How I met Alimango Mcmuffin) The entire membership may not know that I lived in Hawaii in the eighties. One bright and sunny day after a long night of serious drinking for some stupid reason I decided to go on a fishing trip,alone... and on my very small boat. I proceeded to have the time of my life, that is, until the boat sank. |
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I found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas mango's and coconuts.
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In disbelief, I asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?” She replies, “I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.”
“Amazing, you were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you. Oh, this thing?” explains the woman. “I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree. She told me her name was “Alimago Mcmuffin” and said: “Let's row over to my place” “No! No thank you”, I blurted out, still dazed. “I can't take another drop of coconut juice.” “It's not coconut juice”, She said. “I have a made a still, would you like a drop of Scotch whiskey”
Trying to hide my continued amazement, I accepted, and we sat down on her couch to talk. |
There are moments in a man's life you will never forget, and this is one of them, a few years later we were in fact rescued, it was rather unfortunate we had to leave the family behind, but they did seem strangely at peace with it all.(something about an ancient Hawaiian law)
Alimango has stuck with me all these years, she has become my trusted assistant and partner and is very "instrumental” when I work on this website. I therefore dedicate this tournament to Alimango McMuffin. |